There's something scary about stupidity made coherent.
Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.
God, the king of artists, was clumsy.
There are some women who are flirts upon principle; they consider it their duty to make themselves as pleasing as possible to every one.
Companies don't get rich hurting their customers.
Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.