Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto. - David Letterman

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I'm worried about myself, not anybody else. I have my goals and I'm not worried about anyone. I need to take care of myself before I worry about someone else.

David Letterman

Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.

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