The past can be used to renew the present, not just to bury it.
Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great. " Mitch: "Thanks. " On the other side: "Ruth, you look great. " Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting. "
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers. " And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it. " I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat. " "No thank you. "
Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
I supply the music for Vampires, which is a new series that's coming out.
I do forgive people when they get it right, even people who in the past I thought were unforgivable.
Anticipation is sometimes more exciting than actual events.
Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.