If it were up to me, every job would be somewhere in Canada.
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella
I will tell you, running for President, the money I spent is peanuts compared to the money I won't make. And that's O. K. because this is so important. What I'm doing is so important.
I go to goth clubs dressed as a frat guy so I can stand around and look terribly uncomfortable. At frat parties I do the same thing, but the other way around.
Contrary to common belief, Christian fiction did not begin with Catherine Marshall, Janette Oke, or Frank Peretti.
Poetry is something in-between the dream and its interpretation.