My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" … - Bill Cosby

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Creation discloses a power that baffles our minds and beggars our speech. We are enamored and enchanted by God's power. We stutter and stammer about God's holiness. We tremble before God's majesty. . . and yet, we grow squeamish and skittish before God's love.

Bill Cosby

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.

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