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Don't discuss your dreams. Pursue them!

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My neighbor has a circular driveway. . . he can't get out.

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Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring. . . 'How to Build a Boat. '

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

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