You can't run a business based on sympathies; otherwise our business would be hampered.
Obama is running again for spite.
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.
you don't know what you think unless you say it.
The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.
My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
The person doing the worrying experiences it as a form of love; the person being worried about experiences it as a form of control.
To accept a favor from a friend is to confer one.
I'm scared of you two in the same place. That's like putting in an order for trouble, rather than just wishing for it.
It takes a very strong head to keep secrets for years and not go slightly mad. It isn't wise to be advised by anyone slightly mad.