Just because I use the photographic medium, that doesn't mean I'm a photographer.
Oh, ma petite, you are growing gargantuan. " I looked at him and it was not a friendly look. "Never tease a woman about her weight, Jean-Claude. At least not an American twentieth-century one. " He Spread his hands wide. "My deepest apologies. " "When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect.