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The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

Fart, Funnier, Jokes, Older
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I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

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If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

Dollars, Look, Looks, Pennies, Strange, Strangers

It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women. . . f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.

Crazy, Disgusting, Funny, Kings, Men

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

Big, Bigs, Happy, Involved, Joyous, People

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

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