999. . . I can explain it in a minute
Some of Paul Scholes' tackles come in so late they arrive yesterday.
Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day
Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.
Young Michael Brown is still somewhat of a wild-child, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour!!
He went through a non-existant gap.
He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.
I think a lot of people want to, at some point in their life, be someone else, run away and escape, in some way. We actors do get to do it. We have a job that allows for that. We have an outlet for it.
Death's but one more to-morrow.
For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one.
Some people show evil as a great racehorse shows breeding. They have the dignity of a hard chancre.