The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss. - Mike Myers

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well, death says, as he walks by, I'm going to get you anyhow no matter what you've been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher, sky-diver, I'm going to get you

Mike Myers

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

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