The only people I know getting in high places by running their mouth are politicians.
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor. . . I was committed!
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
Mortal through I be, yea ephemeral, if but a moment I gaze up at the night's starry domain of heaven, Then no longer on earth I stand; I touch the Creator, And my lively spirit drinketh immortality.
Whether God has decreed all things that ever come to pass or not, all that own the being of a God, own that He knows all things beforehand. Now, it is self-evident that if He knows all things beforehand, He either doth approve of them or doth not approve of them; that is, He either is willing they should be, or He is not willing they should be. But to will that they should be is to decree them.
From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned.
There is a thing that happens when you are not as privileged and you start hanging out with a seedier crowd because you can afford to do the same things, And all of a sudden the big night out is sitting in somebody's trailer, smoking something or getting hold of something to put up to your nose.