The institution of taxation rests foursquare on the axiom that somebody must rule somebody else.
People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
There are two things in life that money cannot buy: health and happiness. Aside from that, it does an excellent job.
. . . and with my last thought I felt some real sympathy for those poor chickens.
What had happened to our love? Somehow it had faded, or worn out, or simply withered away.
If you think you can experience the power of the Internet on a 1-inch screen, you've got to be out of your mind.