Things flow better and everyone is in a better mood because they're like, 'I got my point across and it sounds like I want it to sound'
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
I think you can't write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you're just getting mad and it's not going to be fun for anybody.
I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.
I never prayed sincerely and earnestly for anything but it came at some time; no matter at how distant a day, somehow, in some shape, probably the least I would have devised, it came.
The Gospel purifies and renews, it bears fruit, wherever the community of believers hears it and receives God’s grace in truth and charity. This is my confidence, this is my joy.
You can't fight progress. The best you can do is ignore it, until it finally takes your livelihood and self-respect away.
By nature, man is lazy, working only under compulsion; and when he is strong we will always live, as far as he can, upon the labor or the property of the weak.