We shoppers, you bloggers. If money talks, you mumblers. You try it on, then take it off, Then post a pic on your tumblrs.
I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.
We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.
Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we're all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group of people that saw the world in a different way, it's like this is where I need to be.
All this time I lived with my parents, and wrought on the plantation; and having had schooling pretty well for a planter, I used to improve myself in winter evenings, and other leisure times.
Las Vegas is the savage heart of the American Dream.
You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold.