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My goal has always been to slow down as slowly as possible. It's as simple as that.

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Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.

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I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

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I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

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I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

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