Part of the kick of making people laugh was doing something different. We were a rare breed - spotting one of us was like pinning a space alien, or abdominal snowman. There were maybe a hundred stand-ups in the whole country when I was doing it.
Pray the real live forever man. Pray the fakes get exposed.
Less feelings means less goodbyes.
Being humble doesn't work as well as being aware.
A lot of people sayin’ f*** me. Problem is they be telling everybody but me.
Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination.
Beauty isn't about having a pretty face it's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.
Give a moment or two to the angry young man with his foot in his mouth and his heart in his hand.
Whenever I see an opportunity and a chance to change something, I go at it and I lay out all the facts to everybody. And when I come to this space, I'm going to come with talent, I'm going to come with focus. And I'm going to do the job as competitively as the next guy.
Any preoccupation with ideas of what is right or wrong in conduct shows an arrested intellectual development.
Some people say there are plenty of fish in the sea - until you find love - then there is only one.