You might be a redneck if. . . the blue book value of your truck goes up and … - Jeff Foxworthy - Quotesmemo.com

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Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if. . . the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

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You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

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A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon. '

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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty. '

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