When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to … - Rita Rudner

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I would like to play every day. Whether or not that happens, we'll see.

Rita Rudner

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children. ' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

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