A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day. " When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.
But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.
I think that you are only obliged to be a humorist from the age of 18 until you turn 30. Past the age of 30 I don't think there is any obligation to be clever at all.
Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.
When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
And as Craig Brown - he's an English humorist, not a comedian but he's just a writer and humorist - I'm quite a fan of. I heard him talking in a rather similar way on the radio. He said I'm the sort of person - I can't remember exactly what he said, but it was rather interesting - he said I'm the sort of person that can be reduced to tears in an empty church and feel like I'm the CEO of the Devil's organization in a full one, and I tend to feel like that as well. I love empty churches and going into them looking around, but I'm not a churchgoer at all.
I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
