Boredom is like a pitiless zooming in on the epidermis of time. Every instant is dilated and magnified like the pores of the face.
The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.
A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
I have no patience with this dreadful idea that whatever you have in you has to come out, that you can't suppress true talent. People can be destroyed; they can be bent, distorted, and completely crippled. . . In spite of all the poetry, all the philosophy to the contrary, we are not really masters of our fate.
We are guests in our patients' lives.
Humans find meaningfulness where none exists because we want to create a sense of order in this chaotic universe. It's called apophenia. (And it's also the reason people believe in God. )
Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.