Pick very few objects and place them exactly.
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.
I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
Dieting is becoming easier and easier for me because I'm finding out things that I love.
When you've got the ball 65-70% of the time, it's a football death for the other team. . . It's death by football.
There are times I'm completely uncomfortable with my works being performed publicly, and I haven't attended certain concerts because the prospect is akin to having a diary read on stage. But there are also situations - whether with an audience of one, or many - where the concert experience can be deeply special, and those experiences are often unpredictable, and wonderful when they occur.