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Say what you want about the deaf.

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My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty. "

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The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

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