You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality". - Stephen Colbert - Quotesmemo.com

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I think that [James] Comey acted in an outrageous way during the [presidential ] campaign [in 2016].

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Stephen Colbert

You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality".

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You have a firm grasp of the obvious.

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More money is put into prisons than into schools. That, in itself, is the description of a nation bent on suicide. I mean, what is more precious to us than our own children? We are going to build a lot more prisons if we do not deal with the schools and their inequalities.

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