Has anyone supposed it lucky to be born? I hasten to inform him or her that it is just as lucky to die, and I know it.
He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero.
As the interest of man, so his God; as his God, so he.
Beware of biting jests; the more truth they carry with them, the greater wounds they give, the greater smarts they cause, and the greater scars they leave behind them.
You can depend on no man, on no friend, but him who can depend on himself.
Who partakes in another's joys is a more humane character than he who partakes in his griefs.
And still, laughter is akin to weeping.
It doesn't matter what you do, so long as you don't frighten the horses.
Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that’s the sound the world makes when it pisses itself.
There is stupid. And then there is cyberstupid.
When I was growing up, my family was so poor we couldn't afford to pay attention.