Image isn't everything, It's what comes from your heart, and what you learn and what you say and how you act that means more than anything.
Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Beach balls at festivals are the work of the devil.
I'd love to do a Broadway show, but I can't because of the style I sing.
When finding the right angle for a shot. . . 'Move your ass. '
I don't have 30 days and 30 nights to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer. . . than Scott Steiner.