The Bible is no mere book, but a Living Creature, with a power that conquers all that oppose it.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
I think the right-wingers have to buddy up to the fact that either the minimum wage has to go up, and people get enough money to live, or you're always going to have people needing government assistance. You can't have it both ways.
I know enough now to know I know nothing.
Gratitude and fear can't stand the sight of each other.
I took some lessons as a kid but trained myself by ear. I did it the way jazz musicians used to learn years ago, which is to play records and slow them down to figure out the notes. At first I tried to imitate Red Garland, who was my favorite jazz pianist.