What I found does the most good is just to get into a taxi and go to Tiffany's. It calms me down right away, the quietness and the proud look of it;nothing very bad could happen to you there.
I don't take any of the medications I took when I was younger: antibiotics, antacids, aspirin, asthma inhalers, ulcer medication, allergy shots.
I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.
Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life.
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.
I don't even take aspirin.
I kept this to remind me of you trying to brush away the Villa Rossa from your teeth in the morning, swearing and eating aspirin and cursing harlots. Every time I see that glass I think of you trying to clean your conscience with a toothbrush.
The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin.
My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin.
Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.
You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly.
Girls are always saying things like, “I’m so unhappy that I’m going to overdose on aspirin,” but they’d be awfully surprised if they succeeded. They have no intention of dying. At the first sight of blood, they panic.
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.
Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.
In 1844, Karl Marx said, "Religion is the opiate of the masses. " He said this at a time when opium and opium derivatives were the only painkillers. And he said it helped a little. He might as well have said, "Religion is the aspirin of the people. "
Cinema never saved anyone's life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone's life. It is only an aspirin.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
