A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take one slice of bread, one slice of cake, some mayonnaise, one onion ring, one hippopotamus, one piece of string, a dash of pepper. That ought to do it. And now comes the problem. . . biting into it!
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*t, mayonnaise colored benz, I push miracle whips.
I thought a great line in the What Just Happened movie said, "We're just the mayonnaise. "
Mayonnaise, like hollandaise, was invented by the French to cover up the flavor of spoiled flesh, stale vegetables, rotten fish. Beware the sauce! Where food comes beslobbered with an elegant slime you may well suspect the integrity of the basic ingredients.
You don't use mayonnaise, why?. . . Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't.
Life's like a mayonnaise soda.
We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.
I have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise.
I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.
I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.
It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise.
One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much.
It's difficult to say there's something I dislike the most about Hillary Clinton. Frankly, in a weird way, she's had to eat a whole lot of excrement sandwiches in her life, and some days she's had mustard to put on them and some days not. Some days mayonnaise and some days just plain.
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
I keep looking for ultimate answers, but maybe there aren't any or maybe I'm not looking in the right places, because in the section marked ANSWERS in the back of my geometry book, there's only a bunch of numbers, and all I can find to stare at in the refrigerator is five carrots and a jar of no-fat mayonnaise.
I remember the stink of the liverwurst. How I was put on a platter and laid between the mayonnaise and the bacon. The rhythm of the refrigerator had been disturbed.
