Whitley Bay was my first experience of the seaside. I'd buy my bucket and spade, and beach ball, and all the shops were teeming with toys. I used to spend hours on the shuggy boats.
A sneer is often the sign of heartless malignity.
As the interest of man, so his God; as his God, so he.
Beware of biting jests; the more truth they carry with them, the greater wounds they give, the greater smarts they cause, and the greater scars they leave behind them.
You can depend on no man, on no friend, but him who can depend on himself.
Who partakes in another's joys is a more humane character than he who partakes in his griefs.
And still, laughter is akin to weeping.
Show business can be an addiction. . . . An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
Except I didn't say eff
I love to laugh, I love the joy of life, and I love sharing it.
I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.