I was really naïve. I had no idea artists made money.
After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
In every country, they make fun of city. In U. S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
There's no law on the internet. There's no voice of reason. It's every man for himself!
There will be days when the fishing is better than one's most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home.
By nature, men love newfangledness.
The more goals you set, the more goals you get.