I have a lot to be grateful for.
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
. . . I took Advanced PowerPoint last semester. You guys are always misunderestimating me. I'm totally ready to handle the big stuff.
I create my social existence by earning and spending.
To achieve big things you have to have big dreams.
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.