Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!
Who I am on stage is very, very different to who I am in real life.
We ain't got nothing without love. That's all we'll have when the world is through. This world will know Satan. I am sorry for the end of your sins cause they're going to live in hell. I follow Lucifer. Hail Satan.
You can't appreciate the good times without the bad ones.
Happiness comes from you. No one else can make you happy. You make you happy.
I was thinkin if I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith. I can marry my dreams.
If everything was perfect you would never learn and you would never grow.
It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse.
I want to always be an interloper. I never want to feel like I'm a guy who is embraced by the people who are putting me on the air. I want to feel like I broke into the studio and took over and made them mad. If I'm not doing that, I'm not doing my job.
It often appears that those who talk the most about going to heaven when you die talk the least about bringing heaven to earth right now, as Jesus taught us to pray: 'Your will be done on earth as it is in heaven. ' At the same time, it often appears that those who talk the most about relieving suffering now talk the least about heaven when we die.
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.