Atheistic secular humanists should be removed from office and Christians should be elected. . . Government and true Christianity are inseparable.
A thing of beauty is a job forever.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me. " On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
Adversity draws men together and produces beauty and harmony in life's relationships, just as the cold of winter produces ice-flowers on the window-panes, which vanish with the warmth.
Hold on to your passion - you'll need it!
The reader is the content of any poem or of the language he employs, and in order to use any of these forms, he must put them on.