To be is to do - Socrates To do is to be - Sartre Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra
I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost. . . my virginity.
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Love is all about. . . whistles.
How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that?
It's hard to be careful, though, when you feel indestructible.
Coming from the world of comics, I was very surprised that writers and illustrators, for the most part, don't talk, and they don't collaborate.
SERIAL, n. A literary work, usually a story that is not true, creeping through several issues of a newspaper or magazine.