The circle of life is cut up into segments. All lines are equal if they are drawn from the centre and touch the circumference.
I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".
If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.
Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
Every adversity contains, at the same time, a seed of equivalent opportunity!
If a woman or a gay person has a right, by conservative logic, then the right is not actually a right but instead an assault on rights. Women and gays: So evil that we can turn actual rights into assaults on freedom just by having them.
I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit.
I took the jacket off, changed my T-shirt for a dark gray tank top, slipped on the tangle of the back sheath, and put the jacket on again. Thugs are us. Great. Just add a super-tight ponytail and loads of mascara, and I’d be ripe to play a supervillain’s evil mistress. Ve haf vays of making you gif us your DNA sample.