The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. - Slappy White

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The stand-up really helped because you know the feeling when something feels true, and you know the feeling when it feels false. You don't ever want to give an actor the feeling of it being false, because you know how unfair that is.

Slappy White

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

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