I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face
I understand it is 13-8 against Egon Ronay publishing a Good Betting Shop Food Guide by 1997.
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
About one thing the Englishman has a particularly strict code. If a bird says Cluk bik bik bik bik and caw you may kill it, eat it or ask Fortnums to pickle it in Napoleon brandy with wild strawberries. If it says tweet it is a dear and precious friend and you'd better lay off it if you want to remain a member of Boodles.
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit
Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing.
In moments of considerable strain, I tend to take to bread-and-butter pudding. There is something about the blandness of soggy bread, the crispness of the golden outer crust and the unadulterated pleasure of a lightly set custard that makes the world seem a better place to live.
They are poets of gesture.
he who thinks great thoughts often makes great errors
Sex is like any other transaction, except that it is not like any other transaction.
I wasn't terribly aware of Catwoman. She was a DC comics character and as a kid, I wasn't terribly fond of the DC comics characters. I was a Marvel boy.