We wouldn't care so much what people thought of us if we knew how seldom they did.
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers. " And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it. " I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat. " "No thank you. "
Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
Basicly I'm in charge of all creative aspects of the show.
On the basis of the eternal will of God we have to think of EVERY HUMAN BEING, even the oddest, most villainous or miserable, as one to whom Jesus Christ is Brother and God is Father; and we have to deal with him on this assumption. If the other person knows that already, then we have to strengthen him in the knowledge. If he does no know it yet or no longer knows it, our business is to transmit this knowledge to him.
In the burning and devastated cities, we daily experienced the direct impact of war. It spurred us to do our utmost. . . the bombing and the hardships that resulted from them (did not) weaken the morale of the populace.
We all have an infant inside of us, but the infant doesn't have to run the show.