Tennis just a game, family is forever.
I would never put a video in front of my kid. While I don't use videos as a babysitter, they have come in handy on the airplane.
It's better to have three broken engagements than three divorces.
Justice is a fading light.
Watch our children while they kill each other with guns they bought at Wal-Mart.
Chasing dragons with plastic swords, Jack Off Jimmy everybody wants more.
We can't be certain who the villains are cuz everyone's so pretty, but the after party's sure to be the wing-ding as it moves into your city.
Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
One breath at a time. One day at a time. Wake up, and be shredded. Cry for a while. Then stop crying and go about your day. You're not okay, but you're alive, and you will be okay, someday.
There may or may not be a Supreme Ruler of the universe-but we are certain that man exists, and we believe that freedom is the condition of progress; that it is the sunshine of the mental and moral world, and that without it man will go back to the den of savagery, and wll become the fit associate of wild and ferocious beasts.