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I have a new way of doing things, and I don’t care if you think I’m crazy.

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Doug Stanhope

The only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking.

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Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.

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Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

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They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to the 90-year-old lying awake at the graveyard shift in the nursing home, groaning with dementia. The only reason he hasn't killed himself is that he hasn't figured out a way he can do it with pudding.

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Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?

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If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

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