The Jews are the most hateful and the most shameful of the small nations.
If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.
Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.
If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can go to Canada any day of the year. It's an entire country named Doug.
Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.
I was a black center in the middle of all the nature. I was nothing, but I could do anything.
Now, with the Internet, you're either five years ahead or you're five years behind, and the music game is catchin' up right now.
If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims. . . Have we waterboarded anyone else?
There was a time when the world acted on books; now books act on the world.