I am so pleased with my golf course. I am to say that it's the best I've ever seen it - without equivocation.
I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
If you ever start to feel good about yourself. . . . . . . they have this thing called the internet.
And I can see Russia from my house.
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
Let's not dismiss or attack individual ideas as being inadequate before we have had a chance to assess their positive effect as part of a whole solution.
The problems that the world faces - from nuclear proliferation to climate change - can't be tackled by the West alone. They need a coalition of not just West and East, but they need a coalition of Christian and Jew and Muslim.
I certainly wasn't Roger Deakins, but I felt like I could be.
It was the smile which runs before a promise.