Whoever writes in blood and aphorisms wants not to be learned but to be learned by heart.
Why are there so many trees in the jungle?
And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
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My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!
I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
What ticks you off enough to get involved in efforts to better the lot of women? What motivates you to action?
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
Volunteer. Sometimes the jobs no one wants conceal big opportunities.
If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits?