I find, by experience, that the mind and the body are more than married, for they are most intimately united; and when one suffers, the other sympathizes.
Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.
Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal, and 'Austin Powers' was every bit of British culture that my father, who passed away in 1991, had forced me to watch and taught me to love.
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Why do you always have to be right. Why do you always have to have the last word. For once in your life just let it go.
I have absolutley no limits on what I intent to create.
People with tiny glasses and costly shoes can always find a couple of hours to explain how you did it all wrong.