Orchidbreathing incense into butterfly's wings
The writing begins when you’ve finished. Only then do you know what you’re trying to say.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.
When you're on a staff, it's not your job to write what you think is funny. It's your job to write what the person who created the show thinks is funny.
Common sense is the best distributed thing in the world, for we all think we possess a good share of it.
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
Most men, however brave, have some anxiety or fear in them.