You know those drugstore kits that tell you when you're pregnant? They should have one that tells you when you're sane.
Yogi Bear changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me.
There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.
If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.
My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible.
Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing.
I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.
Your eyes have died, but you see more than I.
The countries the most famous and the most respected of antiquity are those which distinguished themselves by promoting and patronizing science, and on the contrary those which neglected or discouraged it are universally denominated rude and barbarous.
Some Iranian doctors from Europe and America go to Iran and operate for free or teach medical students there. The other day, I met a gentlemen who is helping to protect wildlife in Iran. It's good that many of them don't forget about their country. It's important.
Will this coffee get me an Oscar?