You know, when I eat three peas, I'm pregnant. When I visit a city, I'm buying a house.
Going through that traumatic time of being heartbroken and then being pregnant turned my whole life upside down and inside out and just knocked the wind out of me. But I got so much out of that.
I loved her more than she loved me, that was the problem. A basic imbalance. Relationships like that never last, however hard you try. And now she's pregnant and in love with a man who'll never love her the way she loves him. It's a series of vicious circles, and the only way to stop it is to find someone who loves you the same. No power struggle. No insecurities. Just friendship. Because you can never be friends with someone if you love them too much.
I had the experience last year of directing my first feature while I had a 1-year-old son and while I was also pregnant, so I am now well aware of the difficulties women who are rearing children face when they're also trying to make headway in mainstream of film.
A lot of women are in a crazy exercise cycle; they're so afraid they'll gain weight if they stop, and it's especially hard when they get pregnant. What they need to realize is that if you're not exercising so much, you don't have to eat so much, and your body adjusts. It sounds so simple, but you really do have to listen to your body.
You came into this world pregnant with unlimited potential.
A woman has a right to an abortion. That's a decision that's up to the pregnant woman, not up to the pope or some do-gooders or the Religious Right.
Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
For some people, getting pregnant is as easy as catching cold. " And there certainly was an analogy there: Colds and babies were both caused by germs which loved nothing so much as a mucous membrane.
I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight.
Probably hundreds of thousands of saved pregnant mothers are going to be going up in the Rapture, and you know good and well they are going to have their babies either in Heaven or when they get back to Earth in the Millennium!
I'm quite pregnant actually. . . this is the adventure of a lifetime.
I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago. But I'll still smoke in a movie. I have other vices, you know, like potato chips and chardonnay - but not together.
Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.
The mother of the imbecile is always pregnant.
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
When I first got pregnant, I freaked out. Then I had to remind myself: I'm turning 30
I've actually worked out more pregnant than when I wasn't.
I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl.
I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.