When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.
Heaven grant that the burden you carry may have as easy an exit as it had an entrance. Prayer To A Pregnant Woman
God, my brain really goes to mush when I'm pregnant.
I just thought that a naked pregnant woman checking herself out would be so funny. I actually wish there was more of it. An actually, it was my idea to put it in, because I just remember being pregnant and just marveling at the hugeness of my body, like looking in the mirror from all angles. But that's something you do privately.
At midlife, you're pregnant with the best self you can be - someone who has learned enough from both successes and failures to add up to a fine human being.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
A lot of women are in a crazy exercise cycle; they're so afraid they'll gain weight if they stop, and it's especially hard when they get pregnant. What they need to realize is that if you're not exercising so much, you don't have to eat so much, and your body adjusts. It sounds so simple, but you really do have to listen to your body.
You know, when I eat three peas, I'm pregnant. When I visit a city, I'm buying a house.
I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous.
Your Vortex is pregnant with everything you want.
I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb.
There's a saying in Africa: To find out you are pregnant is to have one foot in the grave.
Everyone knows it takes a woman nine months to have a baby. But you Americans think if you get nine women pregnant, you can have a baby in a month.
My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant. '
I like trying to get pregnant. I'm not so sure about childbirth.
I was always taught that a woman's place was in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. And I'm a firm believer in that.
Our age believed herself pregnant with auspicious progeny, but when her hour came, it turned out to be dropsy.
Looking at someone in a deployed setting, it's not in their best interest to get pregnant overseas, but if it happens, it happens.
My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it
I think that at the time, when I was first pregnant, it was hard to make the transition from being totally self-involved to not being able to think about myself at all. At the end of the day, I think that's the best thing that someone can go through. I think it makes you a better person. It doesn't mean that people who don't go through that aren't good people. For me, it was a good thing.