Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'
There are some politicians who, if their constituents were cannibals, would promise them missionaries in every pot.
Think of it. To go down to posterity as a 'man who lived among the cannibals. '
People are just cannibals unless they leave each other alone.
We talk of the Turks, and abhor the cannibals; but may not some of them, go to heaven, before some of us?
Cannibals are devouring senators.
One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets idly, looking like cannibals during a shortage of missionaries.
Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?
Men become cannibals of their own hearts; remorse, regret, and restless impatience usurp the place of more wholesome feeling: every thing seems better than that which is.
Our enlightened posterity will look back upon us who eat oxen and sheep, just as we look upon cannibals.
But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten. . .
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten -- not ten, but thirty or forty years, and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.
We cannibals must help these Christians.
I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals (Chapter 2)
I love hearing details of writers' craft, as cannibals eat the brains of clever men to get cleverer.
1,000 cows in the U. S. are alive at night and dead in the morning. These cows on the ground are ground into feed, making their fellows not only carnivores but cannibals. Europe after Mad Cows' Disease has banned this practice. The U. S has not yet.
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
